49 months 21 days
E: Mummy can you please make more money so you can buy us aeroplane tickets to go to Ponyville to see real ponies?
Me: Darling you've been on a pony ride in Penang, on a REAL pony
E: No! Not the pretend ponies! I want to see REAL ponies! Like the ones that can talk!
J: Ellie! On the ponies on planet earth don't talk ok! Ponyville has PRETEND ponies!